The styrofoam came off in chunks that stuck to my shirt. The table was round and heavy and the color of old nickels, and when I finally got it upright in the side yard I had to press myself flat against the fence just to stand next to it. The tape measure was still in my back pocket. I hadn't used it once. The chair weighed what a small child weighs and moved like it knew that.
The Set That Won the Space
She pulled them from her car one-handed, folded flat like aluminum rulers, and leaned them against my leg while she accessed the gate. They weighed nothing. She set them down and they just - sat there, both of them - with room behind each one and room between, and she put the plate of plums in the center of the table and dropped her elbows down and her elbows fit, and there was still a gap I could have walked through. I carried my coffee out and pulled a chair back without turning sideways first, without thinking about it at all, and sat down - and the concrete was all around us like a discovery.
I dragged the chairs out two at a time, and the aluminum scar on the concrete got longer. The table I rolled on its edge like a tire to the curb, and it left a chalk line in the stucco on the way out, one last mark. The new ones came in a box the size of a suitcase, and I had them standing in eleven minutes - which I know because my coffee was still hot. By three o'clock I'd moved the whole arrangement four times - once toward the wall for the shade, once back out, once angled so the chairs faced the neighbor's pine tree, which isn't a remarkable pine tree, but it's there. The fifth time I didn't move them back.
The bolt is in the drawer between the dead batteries and a magnet from Yosemite I've never been to. I pick it up sometimes when I'm looking for the scissors - and it sits in my palm like a small argument I already won. Outside, two neighbors I barely knew last year are at the table with their daughter, the one who's maybe seven, and she's got both elbows on the surface and is explaining something serious about a dragonfly, and nobody is pressed against anything. I can see all of this through the glass without moving from where I'm standing at the counter. The bolt goes back in the drawer.
The folding chairs live in the gap between the refrigerator and the wall now - which isn't a dignified place to live, but they fit, and that's the whole argument. Last Tuesday I had four people over and I pulled them out in under a minute and nobody had to eat with one shoulder angled toward the alley or stand up to let someone past. The table held a pitcher of water and someone's sunglasses and a bowl of chips and still had room for elbows. I noticed this the way you notice your knee doesn't hurt anymore - only because for a second I was waiting for the problem, and it didn't come.
What the Curb Finally Settled
My neighbor knocked on the gate last weekend with a folding chair under each arm, her own - the canvas kind with the wooden dowel across the back, and she asked if she could borrow the table because her cousin was coming and her patio set was too big to rearrange around a fifth person. I said yes and carried mine out to her and then went back inside, and at some point in the afternoon I noticed I'd left my own chair in the alley doorway without thinking, and I sat there with my feet on the step and the door open behind me and a glass of water on the ground by my ankle. The sun came around the pine tree and hit my knee. I could have carried the chair back to the table - the table was three feet away - but I didn't, and nothing was in the way - so I didn't have to. That's the part I keep not being able to explain to anyone, the fact that I just sat there with my knee in the sun and there was room for it, room for the chair and the door open behind me and the water glass on the ground, all of it at once.
My sister visited in October and brought her own cushions in a tote bag, which told me everything about her last patio. She set them on the chairs and the chairs held them and we sat there with the portable speaker between us on the table - the small dented one, and neither of us had to angle away from the other to reach our wine. At some point she stretched her legs out straight, heels on the concrete, and didn't bump anything. She looked at her feet like they'd surprised her. She didn't say why, and I didn't ask.
The tape measure turned up in March - still in my back pocket from the move, stiff with cold. I brought it outside meaning to measure the gap between the table and the fence, some leftover instinct, and then I just stood there holding it. The chairs were already where I'd put them that morning, angled slightly toward each other the way two people lean in - and the gap was already there, and the tape measure went back in my pocket unsnapped. My downstairs neighbor called over the fence to ask if I had room for one more on Saturday and I said yes before I'd finished the thought, which is a thing I'd never done before, not once, with any piece of furniture I'd ever owned.
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